fiddler's fuck

It is an exclamation of disbelief characterized by the small quantity of a fiddler's fuck.

I would not give a fiddler's fuck if your tongue came notarized.

Or, I don't give a fiddler's fuck how much proof you say you have.

by Flagger McCord February 1, 2005

fiddle cove

a womans vagina, often frilly, like coral, as described in the bloodhound gang song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"

"cannonball the fiddle cove, with the dude piston" Taken from the song "foxtrot uniform charlie kilo"

by Monty bixxnich July 3, 2008

Gypsy Fiddle

Any stringed instrument other than a violin. This includes everything from electric guitars to harps to clavicords.

Father: Son, stop whinin' away on that gypsy fiddle and cook me some chitlins!

Son: (angry mutterings)

Father: Boy, you keep givin' me lip and I'm gonna eat your insides!

by Charles Alexander Bronsonsandwich February 27, 2008

munge fuddler

despite too mungey for its own good, it persists in fuddling everything it sees. eventually gets battered when it fuddles the wrong thing

a red fuddly monster, it must be a munge fuddler

by tamzin January 4, 2005

fiddle dee dee

Synonym for "Fuck" used to conceal vulgarity in presence of children, etc.

(After stubbing toe, etc) "Argh! F.. (Notices children in vicinity) F... Fiddle Dee Dee!

by Dam Helder November 3, 2007

ass fiddle

A fiddle played by a small German man from the flexing of his ass muscles.

Man, what a nice ass fiddle

by Austin J M May 29, 2008

Swedish Fiddler

Teabaging the Large Hadron Collider.
It's like getting your ticklebag jostled while jerking off to naked pictures of god.

The occasional Swedish Fiddler is the only reason i agreed to work on this underground doomsday machine.

by kidmash September 29, 2010