Frozen Tug

Masturbation with a severed hand from a ice chest or freezer

There's nothing quite like a frozen tug on a hot summer day in Alabama.

Beat your meat and the heat with a frozen tug!

by Violentwookie June 24, 2016

frozen hands

When your so bored that it feels like the hands on a clock are frozen (time stops)

Mark was so bored, it seemed to him as if the time had frozen hands.

by Ace Hubba May 28, 2016

frozen titanic

When you’re holding a ice cold beer and switch hands to start masterbaiting

Levi gave himself a frozen titanic.

by Streensley December 16, 2020

Frozen Dumpling

when a guy takes a dump, freezes it, and fucks a girl with it.
Note: See dumpling kiss

I was so horny after the 16th beer that I decided to frozen dumpling her

by jumboturd December 9, 2013

frozen elmo

When you shit in a condom freeze it and then use it as a dildo

John got bored one night and decided to have some fun with his frozen elmo

by DigReaper April 15, 2015

Frozen Waffle

A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.

I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.

by ɯ August 23, 2018

Frozen Frank

When you shit in a long tube sock, freeze it, and hit someone with it

I ran into my brother's room and slapped him with the frozen frank i made earlier

by shapoosh May 5, 2016