Frozen Frank

When you shit in a long tube sock, freeze it, and hit someone with it

I ran into my brother's room and slapped him with the frozen frank i made earlier

by shapoosh May 5, 2016

Frozen Huxtable

Huxtable (Cosby)
The subtle art of taking a huge crap, placing it in your freezer until under 30 degrees fahrenheit. Once frozen, remove it from the freezer and hide it somewhere near your bed. Start having anal sex with your partner(female) and slide it into her vagina before she can react to the chill, but while you nut. It'll melt, completing the maneuver.

James just pulled a Frozen Huxtable on Jenna!

by drXploit August 14, 2017

frozen coke

Freezing a guy's balls and then smash them with a hammer.

That guy looks like he needs a frozen coke

by Leisure Neil February 23, 2014

Frozen Harpoon

When a man holds his erect dick in a freezing ice bath for at least 10 minutes and then immediately rams it into a woman’s ass.

Dude 1: Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a Frozen Harpoon last night!
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...

by CrazyCronker47 January 12, 2021

Frozen Tug

Masturbation with a severed hand from a ice chest or freezer

There's nothing quite like a frozen tug on a hot summer day in Alabama.

Beat your meat and the heat with a frozen tug!

by Violentwookie June 24, 2016

frozen elmo

When you shit in a condom freeze it and then use it as a dildo

John got bored one night and decided to have some fun with his frozen elmo

by DigReaper April 15, 2015

frozen titanic

When you’re holding a ice cold beer and switch hands to start masterbaiting

Levi gave himself a frozen titanic.

by Streensley December 16, 2020