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Frozen Frank

When you shit in a long tube sock, freeze it, and hit someone with it
I ran into my brother's room and slapped him with the frozen frank i made earlier
by shapoosh May 5, 2016
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frozen elmo

When you shit in a condom freeze it and then use it as a dildo
John got bored one night and decided to have some fun with his frozen elmo
by DigReaper April 15, 2015
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frozen coke

Freezing a guy's balls and then smash them with a hammer.
That guy looks like he needs a frozen coke
by Leisure Neil February 23, 2014
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frozen titanic

When you’re holding a ice cold beer and switch hands to start masterbaiting
Levi gave himself a frozen titanic.
by Streensley December 16, 2020
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The Frozen Waterfall

When a dude finishes in his hand and immediately slaps his load across the side of the girls head into her hair. Thus giving the visualization of a beautiful frozen waterfall.
Joe was so proud of the frozen waterfall he just gave Susan, that he invited his buddies in to check it out.
by scheMATTics October 4, 2011
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Frozen Waffle

A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.
I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.
by ɯ August 23, 2018
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Frozen Barnacle

When a person sneaks under the blankets to latch onto their significant other to drain the warmth from them.
Nothing puts the ol' spark back into the relationship like some frozen barnacle time with the Mrs.
by Zealotte February 15, 2019
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