When a man holds his erect dick in a freezing ice bath for at least 10 minutes and then immediately rams it into a woman’s ass.
Dude 1: Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a Frozen Harpoon last night!
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...
by CrazyCronker47 January 13, 2021
When a dude finishes in his hand and immediately slaps his load across the side of the girls head into her hair. Thus giving the visualization of a beautiful frozen waterfall.
Joe was so proud of the frozen waterfall he just gave Susan, that he invited his buddies in to check it out.
by scheMATTics October 04, 2011
A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.
by ɯ August 23, 2018
by jumboturd December 10, 2013
Any object or device that is shaped in such a way as to be used for female sexual pleasure (such as a dildo) that is exceptionally cold or frozen.
Such an object may be used to cool down an overheated vagina, provide a brisk sensation during masturbation or foreplay, or possibly thrown in a cooler along with other frozen objects to keep beer cold.
Such an object may be used to cool down an overheated vagina, provide a brisk sensation during masturbation or foreplay, or possibly thrown in a cooler along with other frozen objects to keep beer cold.
"Dude, this beer isn't really that cold!"
"Well, there wasn't time to get ice, so I used some ice packs and such."
"Yeah, like this kids' soccer ball, and, ... WTF! You've got a frozen Billy in here! Tell me you washed it first!!"
"Well, there wasn't time to get ice, so I used some ice packs and such."
"Yeah, like this kids' soccer ball, and, ... WTF! You've got a frozen Billy in here! Tell me you washed it first!!"
by baconeggcheese April 01, 2013
To stick ones hand in ice for 3 minutes without cursing followed by sticking your hands down your partners pants in hopes of morning sex
by Hangout2011 May 24, 2011
Huxtable (Cosby)
The subtle art of taking a huge crap, placing it in your freezer until under 30 degrees fahrenheit. Once frozen, remove it from the freezer and hide it somewhere near your bed. Start having anal sex with your partner(female) and slide it into her vagina before she can react to the chill, but while you nut. It'll melt, completing the maneuver.
The subtle art of taking a huge crap, placing it in your freezer until under 30 degrees fahrenheit. Once frozen, remove it from the freezer and hide it somewhere near your bed. Start having anal sex with your partner(female) and slide it into her vagina before she can react to the chill, but while you nut. It'll melt, completing the maneuver.
by drXploit August 15, 2017