Frosty Syndrome

A syndrome which one keeps people away from ones-self while keeping mountain dew in business.

I am alone and wearing a blue tshirt. thanks frosty syndrome.

by Phoenix dr July 23, 2010

tossing a frosty

A slang term for when a man masturbates. When he does so, he is "tossing a frosty".

It's a shame that Jack was tossing a frosty on his birthday instead of getting laid.

by turdsack94 July 22, 2011

frosty satsuma

freezing a full bottle of water letting it melt slightly then cutting open the bottle taking out the frozen cylendrical water then using the frozen shape as a dildo.

i gave my girl a "frosty satsuma" with some dasani.

by d stizzle September 5, 2009

Frosty Bowl

A bowl containing Marijuana with Cocaine usually sprinkled over the top, which is then smoked.

"Man those frosty bowls had me trippinnnnnn!"

by VAEVAE February 19, 2008

Frosty Grandma

The act of, pouring an ICEE down an old woman's snatch and proceeding to eat it until you get a brain-freeze.

I went to a retirement home and gave this woman a frosty grandma.

by SystemOffline January 11, 2011

Frosty Top

(Not to be confused with the ice cream from Wendy's restaurants)
The act of giving fellatio with a scoop of ice cream in each cheek. Flavor preference is up to the giver of the frosty top.

"Julia gave me a frosty top for like an hour yesterday, and my dick practically froze off!"

by NewMonix December 12, 2009

frosty underdog

The act of applying a Wendy's Frosty upwards into the recipient's taint while administering a handjob in the parking lot.

"Randy picked up some chick at Putt-Putt, treated her to the late night Wendy's drive thru, and was rewarded with a Frosty Underdog. What a pimp."

by World of Girth September 30, 2014