Short-fingered Vulgarian

ANOTHER NAME OR DESCRIPTION OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD (DRUMPH) TRUMP.

That short-fingered Vulgarian uses his nubby digits to grab women by the pussy.

by Pink Alpaca December 22, 2016

fingerbang

boy band from South Park

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

finger file

1) Finger file is the mental retention of sexually stimulating material to recall while masturbating at a later time. 2) Finger file is the female equivalent of the spank bank for men.

Woman # 1 Did you see that new lifeguard at the beach today? I have never seen more ripped abs in my life.

Woman #2 Yea I'm going to put that in my finger file for later.

by the1realdarkman December 27, 2011

Kid Named Finger

Waltuh and Finger are stuck in among us

Kid Named Finger: "Waltuh, we're in among us Waltuh."

by cocksucker6900 August 29, 2022

Finger Tank

Memories that woman use of certain hott males that help them to orgasm during masturbation. The male equivalent to the spank bank.

"I seen Matt Almeda's huge bulge yesterday and I put that shit right in the finger tank."

by bobresig June 10, 2009

brown finger poncho

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.

wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

by master battes October 15, 2007

fringe-zombie

Fringe-zombies hide their lifeless, empty eyes behind thick bangs, disguising themselves as harmless pale chicks with weird hair. They use kawaii hair accessories and brightly colored tight pants to draw their unsuspecting victims near, then slurp out their brains. Delicious.

Harold: How can she see with her hair like that?

Mildred: She doesn't have to see--she's a zomb. The undead track their prey by scent, not sight.

Fringe-Zombie: braaaaaaaains

Fringe-Zombie: om nom nom nom

by Deiphobe the Androgyne May 26, 2009