when a person only wears clothes from the mall.
one who wears exclusively hollister, abercrombie & fitch, american eagle, and other mall brands clearly plastered across their clothes. a mall branded person usually has no sense of original style and wears what the manequinns are wearing which makes them look like every other mainstream teen.
one who wears exclusively hollister, abercrombie & fitch, american eagle, and other mall brands clearly plastered across their clothes. a mall branded person usually has no sense of original style and wears what the manequinns are wearing which makes them look like every other mainstream teen.
"That girl is so mall branded, look at her abercrombie jeans and hollister hoodie and t-shirt. I see that every day and it is starting to get very boring."
by cocochanel756 September 29, 2006
sue: hey what is going on wit ur bf sara?
amy: i have no idea what your talking about
sue: don't act brand new- i know she talks to you about everything- whats up?
amy: i have no idea what your talking about
sue: don't act brand new- i know she talks to you about everything- whats up?
by J-HO 1984 August 24, 2009
A Noxious Oily Parastic Secretion found between the Buttocks of Z-List celebrities like Jonathon R(w)oss. A person afflicted with Russell Brand has little hope of recovery, as its narcotic secretions lull the victim into complete delusion.
Reporter: 'Man, whats that evil stench?'
Jonathon Woss: 'Oh Sowwy mate, me Wussell Bwands is pwayin' up a bit at the mo'.
Katy Perry: 'Jeez, I must change my stinkin' under-skidders, the smell is makin' me want to puke my ring!'
Russell Brand: ' Oh Verily, and Gadzooks, the Rotten Stench from Thy Crotch is Me,.... Sir Russell Of Brands,... Aborted Foetus of Jo Brand, Forsooth... and Verily!
Jonathon Woss: 'Oh Sowwy mate, me Wussell Bwands is pwayin' up a bit at the mo'.
Katy Perry: 'Jeez, I must change my stinkin' under-skidders, the smell is makin' me want to puke my ring!'
Russell Brand: ' Oh Verily, and Gadzooks, the Rotten Stench from Thy Crotch is Me,.... Sir Russell Of Brands,... Aborted Foetus of Jo Brand, Forsooth... and Verily!
by Simon Cowells Underpants January 07, 2010
brand new! wooohooo!
by brand new kicks arse! June 05, 2003
The art of drilling a hole in your Girlfriends spine and ejaculating on the vertebrae to form an unbreakable bond what can never be broken.
Girlfriend : I'm leaving you for an African
Boyfriend : No way bitch your vertebrae is mine forever we made a bond so suck my penny whistle!
Girlfriend : You win lets fuck each others knee caps.
Spinal Branding is for life, not for African's...
Boyfriend : No way bitch your vertebrae is mine forever we made a bond so suck my penny whistle!
Girlfriend : You win lets fuck each others knee caps.
Spinal Branding is for life, not for African's...
by yeah you know! April 10, 2010
-The other night while laying in bed after a long night of drinking, my wife wolf branded all over her self.
-guy #1: What is wrong with you?
-guy #2: I thinking about wolf branding.
-guy #1: What is wrong with you?
-guy #2: I thinking about wolf branding.
by TerryD September 08, 2010
When a girl refuses to kiss you after you eat her pussy, regardless of what other nasty places your mouth has been that night. She might kiss you after you ate fish, smoked, or threw up, but never after you have dined on the Big Montana. This flavor choice raises serious questions about her personal hygiene.
by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017