yazz flute

When a band plays east harlem shakedown at an e-flat, while keeping the cymbals splashy. The band takes the baseline for a walk.

Tino: Would everybody love to hear Ron Burgundy play yazz flute?
Ron: Okay, I guess I can play a little ditty. Honestly though, I'm not prepared. Not at all. (as Ron slips a flute out of his sleeve)

by mikethegreat26 June 23, 2016

Deutsche flute

Automatic E-Cigarette,Smoking Vape Pipe used by millennials and other weak people to try and impress others by exhaling large white clouds from the sunroof or side widows of a moving vehicle or simply sitting in a coffee shop pretending to study political science. Some people add flashy designs or bright neon colors to further impress the other low performers in society.

Man, traffic was horrible today. It was stop and go for miles... it was especially annoying since I had to drive next this dude who was playing his Deutsche flute the whole way..

by Chuck Johnson April 29, 2019

puberty flute

When your voice changes pitch during puberty, you play the puberty flute.

My fourteen year old son's voice hasn't mutated yet. He frequently plays the puberty flute when he can't steady his voice's pitch.

by s1s3but0 January 31, 2014

Flute the pig

When you fuck up horribly which can lead to bad things

"DAMN IT RANDEY, DON'T JUST FLUTE THE PIG"
or
"Don't you dare flute the pig"

by Thelunersun April 25, 2023

bitch flute

when someone complains, they are playing their bitch flute

Stop playing your bitch flute so loud, it is very annoying

by BigLongJon87 March 10, 2011

Flute Lessons

Leaning to suck a dick. Practice makes perfect.

Rachel is so hot but she needs some more flute lessons if this is ever gonna work out.

My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.

by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018

the lithuanian flute

When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".

Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.

by Ryu is Bae February 16, 2018