The act of having sex with a flute. This can vary by how you have sex with the flute, but it is usually done Anally.
Kim: "Hey bro, my girl had sex with a flute."
Josh: "Damn bro, she had flute sex. Also why didn't you just fuck her?"
Kim: "Josh, i have herpes."
Josh: "Damn bro, she had flute sex. Also why didn't you just fuck her?"
Kim: "Josh, i have herpes."
by kordru March 11, 2020
Get the Flute sexmug. When a band plays east harlem shakedown at an e-flat, while keeping the cymbals splashy. The band takes the baseline for a walk.
Tino: Would everybody love to hear Ron Burgundy play yazz flute?
Ron: Okay, I guess I can play a little ditty. Honestly though, I'm not prepared. Not at all. (as Ron slips a flute out of his sleeve)
Ron: Okay, I guess I can play a little ditty. Honestly though, I'm not prepared. Not at all. (as Ron slips a flute out of his sleeve)
by mikethegreat26 June 23, 2016
Get the yazz flutemug. by BigLongJon87 March 10, 2011
Get the bitch flutemug. Rachel is so hot but she needs some more flute lessons if this is ever gonna work out.
My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.
My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
Get the Flute Lessonsmug. An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.
A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.
Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.
Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.
Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.
Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.
Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
by goat19 May 16, 2009
Get the The muted-flutemug. 1. A slang term for a weed pipe, most commonly used on islands around Jamaica in the Caribbean.
2. How you play the Jamaican flute is by blowing ash out of a pipe or bowl piece which sometimes makes a flute sound
2. How you play the Jamaican flute is by blowing ash out of a pipe or bowl piece which sometimes makes a flute sound
bob: do we have anything to smoke out of
marley: yea I have a Jamaican flute
bob: Whats a Jamaican flute
marley: It's the most common instrument in Jamaica, all you have to do is blow ash out of it to play it
marley: yea I have a Jamaican flute
bob: Whats a Jamaican flute
marley: It's the most common instrument in Jamaica, all you have to do is blow ash out of it to play it
by Corrupso December 8, 2018
Get the Jamaican flutemug. When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".
Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.
by Ryu is Bae February 16, 2018
Get the the lithuanian flutemug.