floor mess

Emptied bowels that happen to have fallen to the floor.

Karen left the party at 6am, but not before she left a floor mess.

by James Vanderball August 18, 2006

top floor

Best-of-a-kind.

This car is top floor, "This car is the best".

by S58 January 22, 2014

Japan Floors

any kind of Adidas footwear

ohhhh look at the Japan Floors on yah the shmoo shmoo

by whatcha lookin at my gut for December 8, 2010

Floor Alien

An autistic person

Bob "I'm autistic
Jeff "Oh so you're a floor alien"

by spacio November 11, 2021

horror floor

Thought exercise used to define realistic parameters of a given situation or event. The individual creates a horror floor by taking a scientific method type approach to their situation/event, analyzing the pros and cons, and defining the true worst possible outcomes in a non-pessimistic or biased manner. Much like the 'glass ceiling', which limits positive growth in talented individuals but exists and is enforced by the mind , the 'Horror Floor' is an exercise in the reverse direction. By defining the real worst possible outcomes, the individual creating their horror floor can find solid footing to begin the assessment of challenging situations without giving in to bottomless and reasonless despair.

You fail (test/deadline/important responsibility) and feel terrible. It was paramount that you not fail, and your self-esteem takes a big hit. You begin to doubt what you know about yourself now that you have broken one of your most personal edicts. You then take a deep breath and carefully consider the ramifications of your failure, and consider their real impact on your life and how dire or trivial the end results are without bias or pessimism. You define and accept where and how you failed, while consciously addressing what other tools or resources you have that can remedy your situation. You keep in mind the limits of the consequences of your failure without allowing them to consume you and prevent you from utilizing the rest of your resources to build new foundations that will prevent you from future failure. By defining where the limits of your failure reach and the nature of said failure and consequences, you create your "horror floor", which serves as a foundation to limit the 'bottomless' sensation of emotional/intellectual despair.

by stelleri November 3, 2013

Floor Swimmer

An inexperienced drunk whose booze-fueled antics usually either descend into such ridiculous acts as pretending to swim on the floor, or becoming legitimately unable to stand giving the impression of swimming on the floor.

"That guy who staggered into the party last night was a sloppy drunken mess, a real floor swimmer."

by FrigOff April 15, 2014

floor-seeker

a beer that makes you pass out

Credit: Jason Sampietro

Warning: That beer will is quite a floor-seeker.

by moonjelly August 4, 2018