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Lacey fletcher couch

A extremely Disturbing case of a couch with a girl named lacey fletcher laying on the couch dead melted into the couch, the girl weighted less than 100 pound and covered in her own bodily fluids and fly larva, apparently the reason she was there is because she had Locked in syndrome which is when you cant move a muscle or anything, it was estimated that that girl was on the couch for 12 entire years, YES you heard me 12 ENTIRE YEARS WITHOUT MOVING A MUSCLE, This is such a disturbing case that im actually shaking while writing this shit.
Evan: Hey John
John: Yea Evan?
Evan: Have you heard of Lacey Fletcher Couch?
John: No
Evan: * maniacal laugh * search it up
John: ok
John: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IM FUCKING TRAUMATIZED!
by Fucked up stuff November 6, 2023
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Mel fletcher

A person with a really fat ass and Also has two kids
Damn that Mel fletcher has a fat ass and two kids
by Niggafagot January 18, 2018
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Ernie Fletcher

This is the current governor of Kentucky. Gov. Fletcher grew up in the state's second largest city, Lexington, and had dreams of becoming an astronaut. However, the devout Baptist Republican probably never knew that he would end up in the highest political seat in the State of Kentucky. His career path led him to being a fighter pilot, a physician, a preacher, and a congressmen.
He graduated from the University of Kentucky in 1974 with a mechanical engineering degree. But a few years after joining the US Air Force, president Jimmy Carter (Democrat....) cut military funding, forcing him to leave the service. He returned once again to UK around 1980, this time to medical school, where he would become a family physician after graduating in 1984. In 1989, Ernie was ordained as a Baptist minister in Lexington. He eventually got his first seat in Congress in 1994, whereupon he headed to Washington. About 2003, Fletcher was able to attain. with considerable ease, the positoion of state governor.
He is a good man who is currently struggling with the financial situation in the Commonwealth, but is making ends meet. He is trying to do what's best for the Kentuckians, and providing more luxuries within the state as well. See example below.
At Northern Kentucky University (where I go), Ernie Fletcher came to unveil a check for several million dollars to build a massive arena and sports center on the campus, serving as a large entertainment and sports event-holding stadium. He is awesome
by NKU Student August 2, 2005
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dirty fletcher

When a guy gives another guy a bj and cum sprays into the other guys mouth.
Awwwwe I loved that dirty fletcher last night
by Doctor idgaf April 27, 2020
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Aaron fletcher

The most amazing man in the world.
Born in 1982, and has been amazing ever since!
He's kind, and wonderful, and will do anything for you, well, for me.
He's loving and amazing and wants to marry me!!
He is so gorgeous and beautiful, inside and out!!
He takes care of me, and treats me like a princess, and put up with all my crap, and loves me so so so much!
"That guy Aaron Fletcher is so amazing. You'd be lucky to marry a guy like that.. Oh wait, I AM marrying a guy like that.. I'm marrying THAT guy!!!"
by The Future Mrs. Fletcher January 9, 2010
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Cross Fletcher

A high poverty hood in north east Tampa Florida also known as Suitcase City to locals.
I'm from Cross Fletcher bihh light that shit up
by CrossFletcherSlim95 April 2, 2022
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sargent fletcher

to give someones mother spaghetti out of respect
dude, i gave your mom the illest sargent fletcher last night.. it was cancer!!
by thrilliam farton October 7, 2006
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