pecker flea

a pecker flea is a male or female who is always on your dick. you know one of them fucks who just won't leave you alone

god damn it! that fucking guy was being such a fuckin pecker flea i just wanted to fuckin murder his ass

by uncle ruckess July 27, 2009

fleabag

A cheap and rundown hotel.

Ermal and Billie Sue stayed in all the fleabags along Route 66.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

Spanish Flea

A song that annoys people if played repetitively. Sounds as if it could be from a gameshow.

"There was a little spanish flea, a record star he thought he'd be..."

by Arkenath November 17, 2003

fanny flea

A flea that resides in the vaginal area. Very itchy and is somtimes confused with the common fanny crab.

Hey caitlin, You are a fanny flea!
Hey brenden go eat some fanny fleas.

by smg4eva December 3, 2006

My Dog Has Fleas

An easy way to remember the correct tuning of a standard ukelele. The 4th string is an A, 3rd is a D, 2nd is F# Sharp, and the 1st is a B. When played one note at a time, you can remember the right tuning by singing the words "my dog has fleas."

"Dallin, the only way to correctly tune your ukelele is to remember my dog has fleas."

by R.P.M. November 6, 2005

flearm

a replacement for dicription of bad person.

go to hell you flearm.

by 4 narnia March 12, 2009

biphobic flea

A lesbian who is exclusionary of bisexual people in the LGBTQ+ spectrum.

Lesbian 1: "I don't understand bi girls, why can't they just choose a side? They're so selfish"
Lesbian 2: "Wow, you're being such a biphobic flea right now".

by pr_p November 5, 2017