to mike faist

to suddenly disappear during a zoom call/livestream due to the used device running out of battery

"Did he just disappear?"
"He didn't charge his devices, he'll never learn not to mike faist"

by finleyh October 16, 2021

Faisal

He’s that type of guy who would like to play challenges with you and see who would win but when it comes to you he would play you very dirty like maybe taking you for granted and will use you to make his big ass forehead ex that looks like an alien creature that will make you want to throw up by seeing her ugly ass cow face, and he would lie to you many times! But he’s such a bad liar like he’s not good at lying nor even hiding the truth, and could literally just blame you for everything and will say that it’s your fault for hurting him or putting him through pains when he was the one who did that to you mostly!!, and he couldn’t speak up his straight up facts to you cause he will make his mind till the day we die cause you’ll never know what’s gonna happen between you and him soon and later! But…his shit head ex is a goddamn ugly looking duck face cause she’s such a dramatic bitch that won’t shut her mouth for saying some nonsense bullshit things.

Faisal is a liar and can’t even be honest with you, cause he loves to play games with you.

by SuPeR_mOdEl_shut_upppp August 31, 2021

failure cascade

The inevitable demise of a group due to a growing amount of errors. EVE Online coporations use this term to describe other corporations as they come to an end.

Lets all watch Band of Brothers failure cascade.

by William Laycraft April 22, 2008

Failure

Completely incompetent, useless, and unable to complete the simplest tasks successfully.

Cassandra Collins is the biggest failure in the history of the world!

by JBDMR August 16, 2019

failure

A moment of illumination; a chance to reexamine/reconsider one's approach. A necessary byproduct of risk. See also: opportunity.

Failure:

"No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett

Alfred Pennyworth: Took quite a fall, didn't we, Master Bruce?
Thomas Wayne: And why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. -"Batman Begins"

by Dusty Cioffi May 6, 2008

Asian failure

To receive less than 80% on an assignment for school. Usually applies to Asian students. Notably prevalent in the Agincourt borough of Toronto.

"Yo man, I failed that quiz."
"Holy shit, you failed?"
"No, 84%, I Aisan failed."

by Ptaghn May 13, 2005

Failureteer

Someone who fails in every aspect in life; one who never succeeds in anything they attempt

"I just got a 10 on the SAT!" "Wow, you really are one of the Failureteers."

"I was just inaugurated in the Hall of Failure for being homeless and jobless for the past 75 years, and am now an official Failureteer."

by The Failureteers June 21, 2005