fagel

a term used to describe a "fake bagel". Or a bagel not in the proper shape or form.
Fake + Bagel = Fagel

::looking at the new Thomas's Square bagels::
"Yo man are you hungry? You want a fagel?"

by Jinu July 24, 2008

Rusty Facelift

When after having your knob up your girlfriends butt, you take it out and rub the pooey end on the wrinkles around her eyes. When it dries it has the same effect as a mudpack facelift.

My girlfriend was looking a bit haggard, so I gave her a Rusty Facelift.

by DannyShock August 1, 2007

Fagel

A fag from The Bagelboy Club of Angeles City Philippines,

That Crumple he's such a fagel.

by Norman G June 1, 2011

facelet

A square faced chap with 10,000 chins which he releases with great fury if threatened.

The legend of the facelet is that of great horror; a man of many chins, a nose with a ressemblence to a harpoon, and flat feet that produce such a noise to chill the bones.

by CoCo <3 November 28, 2005

Fagel

Someone with an incredibly big butt.

May be easily confused with a homosexual due to tight pants, perfect hair and suave dance moves.

Thinks he is a ninja
Enjoys sticking his cock in Ibizan women

Damn that big butt dude must be a fagel, his ninja moves are legit!

by Flamingo3205 December 2, 2014

Fagel

Fagel is like a fag who h4x 2/4/7 It comes From David L. a great man once bored.

Wow you dont wanna come over, fagel.

by frenchbagel December 4, 2004

facelies

A comment or action which amounts to someone or something lying to your face

Friend: 'Dude, I had a threesome with your sister last night'
You: 'Dude, that's facelies'
<OR>
You (when using a PLaystation): 'DAMMIT, I hit that button - stupid game keeps facelying me'

by Dobbs June 7, 2003