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Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive 

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?
Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."
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faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.
The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi

Mein failure 

A meme that the downfall community of parodies likes to nickname hitler as.
Fegelein: Dude, Did you see that new hitler rants parodies video?
Krebs: Fish. I know, I love the Mein failure joke.
Mein failure by nonexistentturtle November 12, 2021

Perpetual failure 

Constant disappointment, despite ever-lasting belief that success will eventual happen. Loser. Irrelevant, yet never-ending, drain on society.
Hey Bob, do you think the Toronto Maple Leafs will make it this year? Those rejects? No way! They're a perpetual failure; always have been, always will be.

abject failure 

Completely fucked up beyond comparison, rather than just a bit fucked up.
It was an abject failure. We totally fucked it up!

Life Failure 

That guy fails at life, what a pear-shaped loser. He truly is a life failure.
Life Failure by Soapey May 1, 2020

A failure 

Me
You know who is a failure? Me!
A failure by WheeeeeelyBin August 7, 2020