A message sent in a discord that tries way too hard to be complex and deep while surrounded by comedic messages.
Person 1: yeah i like fortnite, it's pretty fun
Person 2: fortnite is a TRASH poopy game
Person 3: Playing fortnite.... brings back so many memories. I can't express how much fortnite means to me, trinkets and all. When I hit the start button, it instantly warps me to a world where my cares evaporate into stupefaction. When I see jonesy pop up on my screen.... tears flow. Countless memories with this timeless game.
Person 1: what
Person 2: goddamnit he wrote another trinkets essay
Person 2: fortnite is a TRASH poopy game
Person 3: Playing fortnite.... brings back so many memories. I can't express how much fortnite means to me, trinkets and all. When I hit the start button, it instantly warps me to a world where my cares evaporate into stupefaction. When I see jonesy pop up on my screen.... tears flow. Countless memories with this timeless game.
Person 1: what
Person 2: goddamnit he wrote another trinkets essay
by pizzaman362 October 24, 2019
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-"Sorry man, I'm essaying all night. It's 2000 words, and it's due in the morning."
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The topics that teachers give their students for essays are usually boring and irrelevant topics that are more enjoyable for adults, and sometimes they are actually some of the most impractical subjects to write an essay on.
The most common type is the argumentative essay. The total amount of written material from every argumentative essay a child has had to write that does nothing to enhance their knowledge or skill would probably rival that of the Marvel Universe, DC Universe, Star Wars Universe and Old and New Testament combined. I honestly think it's why kids get so pissed on the internet; because they've been trained to react defiantly to any sort of controversy. I usually title my argumentative essays with "Argumentative Essay Number" followed by a massive number like 40 billion or something.
The topics that teachers give their students for essays are usually boring and irrelevant topics that are more enjoyable for adults, and sometimes they are actually some of the most impractical subjects to write an essay on.
The most common type is the argumentative essay. The total amount of written material from every argumentative essay a child has had to write that does nothing to enhance their knowledge or skill would probably rival that of the Marvel Universe, DC Universe, Star Wars Universe and Old and New Testament combined. I honestly think it's why kids get so pissed on the internet; because they've been trained to react defiantly to any sort of controversy. I usually title my argumentative essays with "Argumentative Essay Number" followed by a massive number like 40 billion or something.
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Get the essay mug.Typically an Australian term used for large groups of people who vape, wear Nike tns, carry bum bags and take pingas (ecstasy)
Female Eshay: wear cropped hoodies and do weed or coke. Leggings and are always on insta.
Eshay lads/boys: more commonly seen then eshay girls. Wear bum bags. Wear Lacoste, Nike, ny, and stüssy. They don’t wear supreme because they spent all of their money on weed and vape juice. Essays think they are top shit.
Female Eshay: wear cropped hoodies and do weed or coke. Leggings and are always on insta.
Eshay lads/boys: more commonly seen then eshay girls. Wear bum bags. Wear Lacoste, Nike, ny, and stüssy. They don’t wear supreme because they spent all of their money on weed and vape juice. Essays think they are top shit.
Human 1: Oi look those eshays are flogging shit off some poor kid.
Human 2: should we help him?
Human 1: no chance bro. Their fucking eshay.
Human 2: should we help him?
Human 1: no chance bro. Their fucking eshay.
by Kiwi sucker November 2, 2018
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pasty white kid wannabe 1: oi broo ! guess what ?
pasty white kid wannabe 2: yeaah broo ?
pasty white kid wannabe 1: i totally beat up this year 4 kid and got 30 cents of him broo !
pasty white kid wannabe 2: eshaaaays brahh!
pasty white kid wannabe 1: yeeeeeah eshays !
pasty white kid wannabe 2: yeaah broo ?
pasty white kid wannabe 1: i totally beat up this year 4 kid and got 30 cents of him broo !
pasty white kid wannabe 2: eshaaaays brahh!
pasty white kid wannabe 1: yeeeeeah eshays !
by kateexox November 17, 2009
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