by VanDoctor546 June 12, 2017
Get the egyptian mud maskmug. The act of masturbating whereby one uses only their imagination to reach climax. Internet porn is not allowed.
Guy 1: "I'm gonna go home and take a shower after we're done here."
Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"
Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."
Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"
Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"
Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."
Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"
by BltS3 February 20, 2011
Get the Wank like an Egyptian.mug. Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night
My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.
by BigDHill September 22, 2015
Get the egyptian mud puddlemug. Allison: hi it’s nice to meet you, want to play Egyptian Strip Trivia?
Sam: sure! How do you–
Allison: Which pharaoh covered slaves in honey to attract flies away from him?
Sam: what?
Allison: wrong, get naked
Sam: sure! How do you–
Allison: Which pharaoh covered slaves in honey to attract flies away from him?
Sam: what?
Allison: wrong, get naked
by Alleycet December 19, 2020
Get the Egyptian Strip Triviamug. An egyptian throat punch is a move in the popular exercise program Thundercise. It consists of doing a walk like an egyptian move followed by a punch to the opponent's throat.
by Bert Voltron December 30, 2010
Get the egyptian throat punchmug. The act of taking your dick out of a chick's vagina and finding that she shed her nasty pubes on you, and there are crabs running around that look like little cats.
You immediately lose your stiffy, and it slumps there in semi-boner mode-- thus looking like a cat's leg hanging from your southern region.
You immediately lose your stiffy, and it slumps there in semi-boner mode-- thus looking like a cat's leg hanging from your southern region.
John: Bro, it was a nice f*ck, but I got a nasty little foreign surprise.
Mitchell: What was it?
John: I ended with an Egyptian Cat-Leg, and had to walk home with that deflated animal hanging from my groin.
Mitchell: That's f*ckin gross. Get away from me.
Mitchell: What was it?
John: I ended with an Egyptian Cat-Leg, and had to walk home with that deflated animal hanging from my groin.
Mitchell: That's f*ckin gross. Get away from me.
by Powerful F. October 5, 2009
Get the Egyptian Cat-Legmug. It is when you tear the bill off of a duck and staple it to your penis and then poke the duck with the bill until it dies.
by Yeshmin Blechin April 24, 2010
Get the Egyptian Bear Trapmug.