total eclipse of the heart

The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
by Johnny Eightball June 11, 2004
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Lunar Eclipse

When you start mooning someone but then a poop comes out.
by Davion Grey October 09, 2017
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total solar eclipse

An event where the moon completely overlaps the sun. Also known as a "blood moon" for turning bright golden red, if seen during night.
Paul: Hey! Did you see the total solar eclipse yesterday?
Ron: Naw man, I missed it. Was too busy watching some dick-tricklers for a couple of hours, I didn't notice it.
by Smith dux Wurd August 16, 2017
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2: an eclipse where in which, the waterbenders will become way too OP; (otherwise known as, run for your life)
The super flower blood moon eclipse gives waterbenders even more power than a full moon!
by That_One_Aveen May 28, 2021
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A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This jutsu takes dozens of Shinobi and nearly all of their chakra.
by Zach7512 May 26, 2021
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A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This requires dozens of Shinobi and huge amounts of chakra.
by Zach7512 May 26, 2021
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A euphemism for any online discussion which seemed relevant and important at the time, but has now become buried in the noise of other discussions and is now mostly forgotten.
"Did we ever decide which format to go with for those new TPS reports?" "Not really, I think that got eclipsed by the cute puppy photo."
by tertbel July 18, 2019
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