The most bass ass mutha fucking paintball gun on the face of the fuckingplanet. Planet eclipse rules the fucking world of paintball. The reason they pwn so bad is because DYE sucks NUTS, BOBLONG sucks long DICK, SPYDER makes u take it in the face, BRASS EAGLE needs to goto hell, and omfg tippmans lol yea hteres no comp for egos if u don’t shoot one ur going to hell that simple now gobuy one newb
oh my fucking god that planet eclipse ego is going to make me and my sorry ass team take it in the face omfg were screwed lets just shoot eachother off break to end our misery.
by shitpisssfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker May 02, 2007
Total eclipse is a low rent production of brat. Starring Mackenzie Ziegler. The actors are just overrated kids acting too old for their age.
Total eclipse is dumb
by Lalallalalalaa July 02, 2018
The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
by Johnny Eightball June 11, 2004
by Davion Grey October 09, 2017
An event where the moon completely overlaps the sun. Also known as a "blood moon" for turning bright golden red, if seen during night.
Paul: Hey! Did you see the total solar eclipse yesterday?
Ron: Naw man, I missed it. Was too busy watching some dick-tricklers for a couple of hours, I didn't notice it.
Ron: Naw man, I missed it. Was too busy watching some dick-tricklers for a couple of hours, I didn't notice it.
by Smith dux Wurd August 16, 2017
2: an eclipse where in which, the waterbenders will become way too OP; (otherwise known as, run for your life)
by That_One_Aveen May 28, 2021
A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This jutsu takes dozens of Shinobi and nearly all of their chakra.
by Zach7512 May 26, 2021