Donald Trump Stock Exchange

noun. When Tiger Woods and Donald Trump swap wives.

During the 2018 US Open, a Donald Trump Stock Exchange was performed in front of all to see.

by Italia Marzioli April 20, 2019

armani exchange

The lowest level of Armani that was created for the masses who wish to look elegant and can't do it properly with Black Label, Collezioni, or Jeans. Meanwhile, people with money wish that they would learn their place and stop trying.

Yo I got a new A|X (armani exchange) shirt in the back of my Maxima for when we be clubbin'.

by Armani_Elitist September 21, 2005

New York Stock Exchange

A place where Wall Street screws Main Street

Big Banker: Hey, I messed up gambling on the New York Stock Exchange. Seems that I'm not as smart as I think I am. I need bailout moneys.
Government: Ok.
Lowly Bank Customer: What? My interest rate just jumped 30 percent! Now, how am I going to pay off this debt?

by PseudonymKeKeKe October 24, 2009

Data exchange

Fist pound. Real world fist bump (with flair). Act of greeting or camaraderie. Origin: iPod-ian.

(Two guys bump fists.)

Together: Data exchange!

by heisenbergian August 23, 2009

Fudan university (cultural exchange school)

Fudan ICES is a chinese language school for westerners with too much money to pay for an highly estimed education in one of south China's top university. For 10,000 kuai a semestre you get the priviledge of sticking very closely to the curriculum of textbooks, writing characters on blackboards and sitting 22 hours a week on back-pain wrenching chairs- which means you pay the same amount afterwards in physiotherapy (can't claim on their expensive, useless health insurance). On arrival you do the foreigners physical examination which wants a scan of your lungs in a truck lacking so much privacy that you practically expose yourself topless in front of your fellow students.

Being in such a big school you would think you would at least make 1 chinese friend, not so. Unless you get lost and happen to ask the same person directions, or go up to some random person and scare them with your western directness (and face), the chances of you making friends are nil. When you eventually make one friend, they tend to be loyal.

International students have two residences, but avoid the fudan halls at all costs unless you want to further break your back with their hard (wooden) mattresses.

Nightlife consists of going to Helens and watching chinese people get smashed. They will probably look 9 years old, but are in fact older. Ask them just in case. For the more adventurous (outside fudan village), other Popular clubs includes Phebe, M2 and Muse, where you get to see the real China (drunk foreigners, creepy old chinese men and passed out chinese girls).

Fudan ICES is the perfect place for people who can't find jobs, students on their year abroad from universities no one has heard of, and generally people who have a lot of money and want to buy into the brand of Fudan.

Fudan university (cultural exchange school)

by ICES student October 21, 2011

The Beggar's Exchange Rate

When someone doesn't follow the international exchange rate and takes you for a ride. Usually common among people who have no money.

So I was in Montreal for the weekend, and I couldn't find a Bureau de Change anywhere. The only person I could find was this complete mess of a man looking in trashcans for lunch.

I asked him "can you make change?" and I showed him a fifty dollar bill U.S..

I got back five dollars Canadian.

I was given The Beggar's Exchange Rate.

by Prefer not to tell ya February 28, 2007

equivalent exchange

Everything and anything can be reversed as long as you replaced it with something that valuable to you or someone else.

Like turning lead to gold you need lead to make something that valuable thats equivalent exchange.

by ElucidatorPulse July 5, 2015