Dylan

One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan

“Bro. How does one become a Dylan”
“Impossible bro. You either have it or you don’t”

by Swaggy872 November 26, 2022

Dylan

A guy who can be very childish at times but is also very loyal when with the right people. He is hot, usually tall, dark hair, brown or green eyes and he has amazing eyes. He is often misunderstood but just needs to find the right partner who will accept him. An ideal match for a dylan is a tall sexy brunette. This will be a lasting relationship if they both give it a chance.

Blonde girl: Did you hear what that asshole Dylan did this time?
Guy: Sure did but we are still mates
Other girl: I wish he could be mine

by thetruthisherebiatchhh June 20, 2019

Dylan

Dylans are normally outgoing and try their hardest to make you laugh or smile. You and Dylan will go through a lot together but in the end, it will pay off. He will start a bunch of petty fights but will also be the one to text you to see if you are doing ok. He cares about you a lot, even if he doesn't show it. If you find a Dylan, please don't let him go!!

GIRL 1: Have you seen the new kid?? he's so nice
GIRL 2: Yeah. But I'm not sure what his name is. Do you know?
GIRL 1: Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's Dylan

by ugh.cassyyy January 29, 2018

Dylaned

When one is forcefully slammed against a wall and made out with without prior consent.

Party guest: "DAMN! That bitch just got Dylaned!"
Homeowner: "What the fuck!? I just fixed that wall!"

by Tatty Daddy May 11, 2013

Dylan

A smart and kind individual who can drop anyone off in 2k he is also a man of his word and never stwutches up and is never fake he also get mad hoes...not that girls are hoes

Dylan is awesome

by The 2k goat June 6, 2017

Dylan

A dipshit little fag. Yes it is me saying this

Me: hi
Dylan: Fuck you

by SHITMANWHALEBONE May 20, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is one of sweetest guys ever. He is a guy who actually cares about your feelings. If you come across a Dylan, marry that man.

yooo Dylan is so sweet

by RemyTheRat April 9, 2020