Gold Dwarf

Gold Dwarves don't share their cousins' dour nature. However, they are less agile. Like shield dwarves they are stout and tough.

Gimli would be more than likely classified here.

by smurf August 22, 2004

Narnia Dwarf

The actor/actress in a play or musical that is obviously the best, but is always getting the crappy roles in plays/musicals do to obvious favoritism of the director.

Boniface: SO, Xylem, what part are you in the play?

Xylem: Oh, I am the tree, but that is OK. Every one tells I'm the Narnia Dwarf, so I'm cool.

by Flotus March 29, 2007

tall dwarf

an middle aged idiot who wants to wank with any woman who will listen to him

by one who knows June 29, 2003

33 Year Old Dwarf

You say 33 year old dwarf in conversation to describe something shocking, unexpected or surprising (something that you did not see coming - see example 1). It could also be used to describe an unexpected development.

Taken from the rather unexpected plot twist in the film 'Orphan'.

1.) "Abbey came out as gay at Michelle's party, that was a 33 year old dwarf.

"Really? I always suspected she might be.

2.) "Tom admitted that he once did a porn film."

"But he's so shy."

"I know it was such a 33 year old dwarf."

3.) "Oh, that's a 33 year old dwarf, I followed those directions; the store should be here on the right.

by emilymarch1992 September 24, 2011

Cutting the dwarf

When a filmmaker started with a good script or even shot a good film, but poor editing ruined it.

Everyone thought Johnson's new film would be a hit based on the script that leaked, but he ended up cutting the dwarf and it tanked at the box office.

by DramaVamp March 7, 2009

Red Dwarf

Originally meaning a small cool star; approximately 100 times the mass of Jupiter but can be used to describe the penis after ejaculation.

1) Guy 1:I always put my boxers on after i have sex because i dont want my girlfriend to see my red dwarf.
Guy 2: Thats...nice. (Presses hidden button to call for security)

by FergusJ June 25, 2006

Nicaraguan dwarf surprise

A man stands and urinates. In a variant of a golden shower, a dwarf stand in between his legs and watches. During urination, the man farts right on the dwarf's head - shocking and surprising the watcher.

I was at Panera, eating lunch with my family. I went to the bathroom and my pesky 3 year-old son tagged along, stood in between my legs, and watched me pee into the urinal. Seizing the opportunity, I completed a Nicaraguan Dwarf Surprise by farting on his head. We both laughed.

by cracky jacky August 11, 2009