Duolingo

A bird that will kidnap your family while you're asleep unless you do 1 lesson daily

Person 1: Hey, I did my Duolingo yesterday, now I'm at Unit 35
Person 2: Bro, I forgot! Let me call my mom.
*Person 2 calls his mother, no response*
Person 1: Dang, bro.

by HERHUGEBOOBS August 24, 2025

Noc Duecing

When you've sat on the toilet for so long the bathroom light sensor has timed out, leaving you to finish dropping a Duece in the dark. This mostly takes place at the office or public establishments. Noc is short for nocturnal. By the time you're ready to wipe you can see like a jaguar in a pitch black bathroom stall.

"I haven seen John in about 30 minutes".

"I bet he's Noc Duecing. He's got some serious IBS"

by Doctor Stuff June 23, 2016

floor dulling

the government’s devices under the floor to make a citizen feel numb

The floor dulling had the historical American feeling injured.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019

Dirty duolingo

The act of fucking in doggy while doing Spanish homework and the other person screams finish your Spanish before I fuck you earlobe

I done a dirty duolingo last night

by Duracell28473u January 8, 2021

zero dulling

To be always alert, pounce and secure every opportunity.

Tife : Heard you took that gig despite not feeling well

Jide: Yea, Brother. It is Zero Dulling henceforth.

by DonLingo April 28, 2021

Tad Durling

The Raccoon_P1MP/WeeGee1of7/Tony pepperoni the mob boss/ a man my many names but tad is what he is know for,
a kind young Dumbass that take cares of everyone

Thats Tad Durling the Mad Lad

by Ttv.Raccoon_P1MP May 4, 2021

Preppy Duolingo

the mysterious green beautiful evil creature that hunts and steals your family if you want to get them back you must do your Spanish lesson...

( ITS MEEE )

you: please please I'll do anything oh my king preppy duolingo

Preppy Duolingo:S̴̢̮̻̥̠̎̈́̈́̉͒͂͌̈p̶̢̼͉͖̠̳͔̋̄͐á̵̤͉͈̗̰͔̘͇͖̬͔̣̊̌̒͘n̵̹͚̦͐̑̑͜͝͝ỉ̶͍̳͗̌̚s̴̡̡͉̩̤̟̖̪̜̼̺̜̋̈̔̾͗͒͒́h ͍͍̳̜̙̼͚͉̈̉̂̇̋͂̄ ̵̖͐̓͒̆ơ̴̥͙̗͕̇́͌r ̡̮̻̭̣̦̻̑̓̄̀̾̇̚͝͠͝ ̩̫̩͚͈͖̙̪̄̓̓͂͐̕v ̼̮̫͇̝̳̼͙̌̊a̵̝̱͇͎̞̻̯̹̫͚̿͆ͅn ̰͈̗͕̪͙̣̤̂́̔͛̔̕͝i ̦̦͓͍̝̌͐̊͂̎͑͌̓̈̍̋͠s̵̢̧̩͚͙͛͑̊̇̈́̈́͂́̑͆̔͘ḩ̶̨̰̟̉̅͋̊̔̇͂͑͝͝

you: yes my king I'll do my Spanish lesson.

by Preppy Duolingo November 21, 2024