When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023
A dual-control vehicle is a car equipped with additional pedals on the passenger side, allowing an instructor to take control if the learner driver makes a mistake.
“Dual Control” reflects the feeling of being in the passenger seat of your own life, with depression taking control, leading to a loss of direction and purpose. - Misha
“Dual Control” reflects the feeling of being in the passenger seat of your own life, with depression taking control, leading to a loss of direction and purpose. - Misha
by mishamanouch April 27, 2025
When 2 people want to date the same person and they sleep with the wanted to person for him or her to choose who was better in bed.
Did you hear the Nelson twins dirty dueled for Janet?
Yeah they both lost as she hated both of them
Who is telling Greg the dirty dual rules?
Jesse chose Alison over Jill after there dirty dual and they haven’t spoken since
Yeah they both lost as she hated both of them
Who is telling Greg the dirty dual rules?
Jesse chose Alison over Jill after there dirty dual and they haven’t spoken since
by Onlyme4you May 01, 2020
When two friends, siblings, or strangers fight over the same person they want to date. They do so by sleeping with the person to see who can last the longest. The winner gets to date him/her.
Did you hear the Nelson twins had a dirty dual for Jenny?
Yeah but they both lost anyway since she hates them both
Allison and Jill are no longer friends because Allison won Jesse in a dirty dual
Someone needs to explain the dirty dual rules to Greg.
Yeah but they both lost anyway since she hates them both
Allison and Jill are no longer friends because Allison won Jesse in a dirty dual
Someone needs to explain the dirty dual rules to Greg.
by Onlyme4you April 30, 2020
Again... If THIS ☝️has been what's happening... And society is collapsing or deteriorating... Then how can you make the claim that the best genes are reproducing?
Hym "Dual gene theory? Jesus Christ... 🤦 ♂️ No. 'The best genes' is clearly just a euphemism for 'fat cock'. Really. It's just... It's getting pathetic at this point. 'Women are trying to find the most competent man' or 'Women are looking for the best genes' give me a break. They want free money so that WORK is optional and to fund whatever enterprise they want to engage in. And they want a fat cock. In their pussy. But not ALL the time. Cervical orgasm wears off after a while, remember? No Cervical orgasm and what are you left with? Just the piece of shit useless retard. Like the cripple! Or Tyrone!"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
When you have two tongues instead of 1 and the second one is pointy and 20 ft long and makes you growl and eat stuff.
by W Rich January 20, 2021
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