Dripping Baguette

A milky, fully erect penis

Eddie: Look at the snatch on that!

Chris: Yeah, been there....last night I was stabbing at her hindquarters with my dripping baguette

by Chris and Eddie aren't gay March 27, 2011

drippin dots

After retrieving a few pouches of dip n dots from the sketchiest Indian gas station...rush back home to your woman, whose waiting...lips spread. Skillfully dump approximately half a pouch of sub zero cream balls all the way back to her beautiful cervix. Next, have her hover over your readied mouth hole, and run those goddamn kegels until she's drippin' like a fresh squeezed orange. You're fuckin welcome.

Cope: "Last night I had a sweet tooth, so I told Bobbie to hit me with some drippin dots."

by Bobbie.Lynn.123 March 29, 2017

Dipling

When a minority male is made a bitch by a white woman of equal size. This leads to constant nagging, and being told what to do.

Dipling! Give me my water now! my throat is parched

by UTowers May 9, 2011

dripping penis

A person that always makes situations uncomfortable and awkward.

Dude, you are such a dripping penis! Why do you have to make every situation so uncomfortable?

by MoreDumbStuff August 21, 2017

dripping sarcasm

Sarcasm that is so obvious that it "overflows" the sarcasm bowl, hence dripping.

The feds didn't process the dripping sarcasm in Jake's pro-Terrorism speech and he got 40 years in prison for it.

by dds98 January 16, 2010

dripping stains

A fresh paint job. Its so shiny and flawless that it seems to be still wet.

That classic Cadillac is dripping stains.

by Pud111 September 5, 2008

Offshore Drilling

The act of going to a different country (offshore) and partaking in sexual liaisons with the locals (drilling)

OR

Partaking in sexual liaisons in the ocean or any natural body of water

Man 1: I don't get what the big deal about offshore drilling is.

Man 2: What do you mean?! Haven't you seen the effects of the oil spill?

Man 1: I think we are talking about two different things. I'm talking about going to Brazil and getting me some women. The effects of that oil spill could be much worse than the BP oil spill

by IBM-HAL November 25, 2010