fat dread

Typically a male or female with overly obese dreads who don’t really manage them and care for them properly.

“Ethan has some very fat dreads”.

by J Spates May 10, 2024

Omega dread

Man that is built like the slender man, to a man with absurdly small balls. An omega dread has been found to be existing in a forest full of twisted tea. Many mistake him for the slender man or big foot depending on if he shaves.

An omega dread is a specific species. There is only one which is very peculiar and has many scientists all over the world scratching their heads.

by DarkP665 June 23, 2022

Carpet dreads

When a girl doesn't shave or wash her lines for so long that the mat together forming dread locks

My girls carpet dreads are starting to stink up the apartment.

by Chewi and Obi October 9, 2016

Dread fart

Noun: a fart that was meant to be silent, but after release results in immediate mortification and humiliation by the party involved.

My wife and were quietly in bed when she released a dread fart and I couldn't stop laughing.

by Toyboy78 July 21, 2022

fat dread

fat dread is usually the type of person to like football or rap like hiphop, and rock there usually named Ethan, Kyle or James

he is a fat dread
whats hes name?

most likley ethan james or kyle

by UrbanDitonaryyy May 10, 2024

Dread Cent

When you are 100% about something. Without a doubt.

Babe Ruth is a dread cent legend.

by Full stop September 3, 2016

dread poet's voice

A rhythmic style of reading poetry, akin to beging on a boat in choppy seas. The reader's voice goes up and down, up and down, and the words of the peom are lost in the waves of pulsating intonation.

I should have taken Dramamine to offset her dread poet's voice.

by gcl1224 September 21, 2011