by darren4lyfe December 26, 2014
After spending an entire day at a conference with my sexy co-worker, I had to go downtown and run some errands.
by OnALeash August 29, 2010
A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
When an old man has a midlife crisis and makes a young chick feel sorry for him resulting in disturbing sexual relations.
Old man: My wife hates me and I just bought a yellow pickup truck.
College chick: OMG I'm so sorry, that truck is totes cool though.
Old man: Thanks, by the way, my name is Cleve, aka downtown Cleve.
College chick: OMG I'm so sorry, that truck is totes cool though.
Old man: Thanks, by the way, my name is Cleve, aka downtown Cleve.
by Masterseif January 11, 2014
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