national doorknob day

On September 16th is national doorknob day!

GeneaBecky:hey isn’t national doorknob day
becky:yeah!

by Someone who’s weird November 26, 2019

Doorknob

A "monster" (created by two very distinct people) who is characterized by his duck-like form and terrifying stare. He proudly hangs on the front wall of Room 17 beneath his parents, Shelly and Chip. Was almost named Toothbrush but was saved from a life of misery through his current name.

Mallory: Look at Doorknob, he looks so nice hanging there.
Emma: Huehuehue

by Shelly Trois May 10, 2019

doorknob

when someones hair is up in a tight bun, it looks like a doorknob.

"Hey look, she has a doorknob!"

by wowokoof June 16, 2019

Doorknob

When a someone grabs another boys balls and rotates them like a doorknob

Kobe: “if you don’t shut up imma doorknob you”

by Shrek IIIIIII August 30, 2019

Doorknobbing

Doorknobbing- When you put someone'seye socket against a doorknob and kick the back of their head into the door.

You stole my girlfriend, I'm gonna go doorknobbing on ya!

by Ubanman February 20, 2018

Doorknob

Whore/Mariah/Tucan Sam
A girl who plays with 5 or more guys at the same time.

Damn...why is she such a hoe.
Idk bruh, she's like a doorknob. Everyone gets a turn

by EffectiveMods June 20, 2016

Roebuck doorknob

a girl who lives in roebuck and opens her legs for anyone

"Omg that stacy girl is a roebuck doorknob"

"Ive heard shes a doorknob

by the biggest whore house around January 15, 2018