doorknob

Alternate of darn it, except people think you're crazy.

Bob: "We don't have any money."
George: "Doorknob!"
Bob: ????

by I'llprobabblybarelyusethisacc May 16, 2021

Doorknob

A domineering woman (bitch) who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships with narcissistic, and/or sociopathic men while leading on the better men.

“Dude, she’s a total doorknob, you deserve a better woman who appreciates your kindness”

by The derogatory Master! November 25, 2023

French Doorknob

When a man packs both his penis and testicles entirely in a woman's vagina simultaneously.

Likely performed by the rest of the world ever since Adam did it to Eve, the French were the first to claim responsibility and ownership of the French Doorknob.

by Roger Elliot December 31, 2021

Lick the doorknob

Fuck it, screw it, YOLO

Ahhhh man, just lick the doorknob, get it over with!

by rob lowe 3456 May 1, 2021

jiggle the doorknob

how friends in college tell each other they are at their room without knocking so to not scare them into thinking it is an RA at the door

Friend 1: hey when you get to my room tonight just jiggle the doorknob so I know it’s you.

Friend 2: why can’t I knock?
Friend 1: because RA’s knock duh

by allnightlongeeerr October 28, 2018

Snotty Doorknob

When you stick your nose in an especially wet vagina

I asked bae for a Snotty Doorknob for my birthday; he said no.

by Power Soaker November 2, 2021

Doorknob greaser

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.

"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024