Google Doc

A thing that I have a lot of.

Person 1: Is there anything you have a lot of?
Person 2: Google Docs, that's for sure.

by marioisthebest June 30, 2022

Doc-Chamock

A fake doctor. A portmanteau of Doc(short for real doctor) and Chamock, someone who makes a mockery of sacred institutions and/or symbols. The term could apply to dentists, chiropractors, Doctors of Education (Ed.D.) (think Jill Biden). However, the term has colloquially come to apply to eye "doctors", especially optoms as ophthalmologists can make a stronger case for deserving the title doctor.

It is important to note that NOT ALL optoms are Doc-Chamocks. If the optom in question pipes down, stays in their lane. describes themselves along the lines of an ophthalmologist secretary, they are NOT Doc-Chamocks, as they are not making a mockery of the real profession.

Did that person asking me to read the letters on the eye chart actually introduce themselves as a Doctor Marisa?!?
ROFL, yes.

More like Doc-Chamock!

by SheevPalpatine27 March 25, 2023

Poc Doc

A drug dealer in a white coat. A doctor that will prescribe you whatever you want.

Dr. Nick was a poc doc for Elvis Presley.

by Megatonballs August 12, 2023

Who’s your DOC?

A DL way that one might inquire as to which party favors an individual chooses to seek out to provide their primary care AKA their drug of choice.

Who’s your DOC? Tina, Mary Jane, Molly, Pearl, Angel or Hermione?

by Salty Captain May 3, 2022

Doc Martens

The correct spelling of the boot. Not that a punk should care what someone else thinks, but seriously... A poser because they can't spell? A poser because they can't afford Doc Martens? That's plain ridiculous. You obviously DON'T know you're history of Punk. Back in the 70s-80s punks would steal anything they wanted and couldn't afford. ESPECIALLY in England. Nowadays, you can't really get away with that so much. So, the only real reason a Punk wouldn't own Docs because they've got other boots is

A: They can't afford Docs

B: They don't have access to a computer

C: They prefer monkey boots

So, I'm sure that those things totally define a poser, right?
For REAL Punks, the only reason that clothing has anything to do with being a poser is wearing a band t. Posers are people who look it, but don't listen to/like it. You, my friend, are a poser. You call people posers because they don't know how to spell Docs like you do. WELL, Punk isn't about doing what people like, and it certainly isn't a spelling bee, so maybe you should reconsider what a poser is.

Ohai, my name is slipsheet, I go around teh intarnetz calling peeple posarz becuz I haf to prove that I am moar Punx then them!!1! Its doc martens, nawt doc martins u poser!

by sleepsheet likes anal. August 20, 2010

doc

What Bugs Bunny Calls Elmer Fudd

When Bugs Walks up to Elmer he says:
"Ahhh What's Up Doc"

by bob May 13, 2005

Doc Martins

Black chunky heavy boots. Made for the workers but commonly worn by greebo's and goth's and other people too so don't think you are classified in one of those sections just because you wear "the boots".
They are wicked. They are not worn by skinheads only as I have hair DERRR!
Different types like all shoe manufactors.
Very hardy boot.
Look "cool" to some people but not to others........hmmm LOL

I think I'll wear my doc martins at rock cafe tonight

by Vb x July 23, 2008