Dobe

1;Someone who really naive

2;That idiot freind of yours that you have know for years
And even though he gets on everyones nerves, you still stay with him cause hes your friend.

Me: he is such a dobe
You: yhea I know right?

by bandmluv January 17, 2008

dole bludger

A person who has no real interest to work and is happy to live off the hard paying tax payer for survival without feeling guilty. The person has little or no self worth but is happy to go on living in their little routine.

Let us go to the movies next week when my dole payment gets paid.

I can finally get that dvd box set next week and also buy some long needed chocolates and chips for the DVD night.

I am a dole bludger and proud of it, I can sleep in monday mornings when all you guys get ready for work. Just dont wake me with your loud car engines.

by simon22 July 21, 2006

Dole

To give/deal. Can be (and often is) followed by 'out'.

I doled out slices of the victory cake to each of the club members.

by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005

dole office

A Social Security office where benefit claimants go to sign for benefit payments such as dole (or unemployment benefit)

I'm off down to the dole office to pick up my cheque

by Bob the Sheep July 10, 2005

doilem

Term of abuse used by charvas towards someone stupid.

Here man, hurry up the glues getting hard ye fucking doilem.

by Cleva Shite July 2, 2007

Doblinger

A middle age to elderly person so obsessed with their own dull, boring life that it leads others nearby to purposly overdose on heroin just to get through the one-way conversation. Often self-centered and oblivious to how miserable they make life for those around them. Willing to give medical, educational, relationship, cooking, dieting and financial advice based on a high school education from the 60's. Moderetly to severly overweight and in denial about the amount of calories contained in the 2 king size candy bars and 3 grease-ridden fast food meals eaten daily. Commonly uses the expression "long story short" and does not even come close to living up to the promise. Parent to the most vile offspring but blindingly unaware of their lack of tack or manners in every situation. Abuses any form of power given in any situation. Willing and ready to play the blame-game at any time. Overall a well-rounded parasite to the community they live in.

Doblinger: bla bla bla, my kids this, bla bla bla, my kids that, bla bla bla, well in my expertise, bla bla bla, agian with my kids, bla bla bla, I know everything, bla bla bla, I am too heavy, bla bla bla, that person is worthless; let me tell you why, bla bla bla, I have so much to do, bla bla bla.

Person nearby: (thinking to self, because to get a word in edgewise would be IMPOSSIBLE) Man, I should have smoke 2 joints before this shit. I wonder how long they will keep talking like this.... Do you think they will notice that I have been staring at the bugs crawl across the glass instead of paying attention. Hmmmm I wonder if I could fall asleep with my eyes open, NO I should get some of those glasses that make it look like your eyes are open when you are really taking a nap. Good thing I don't snore..... Shit I am going to need some better weed before I come back here again.

by loveless1234 March 13, 2009

Dobens

The last name of a young man who is extremely charming, and is always the high school heart-throb.

Man that Dobens kid always gets the ladies

by millcitymystery January 24, 2012