hillbilly divorce

A state in which a married couple merely separates and dwells in different abodes without the benefit of legal proceedings

"I aint payin' for no lawyer, Billy Bob, so ya jest pack it up "n' move on outta here! We'll jest have to make do with a hillbilly divorce!"

by hootnannie October 22, 2009

No Fault Divorce

A method that allows a more natural percentage marriages to end as they should have before No Fault Divorces were possible.

The divorce rate is around 50% which is the natural percentage today. No Fault Divorce allows people to do what people do. Lack of No Fault Divorce is un-natural and keeps the percentages lower. It is unfortunate that children need to suffer as a result of bad decisions made by adults.

by stepfather who escaped hell July 22, 2009

Divorce Face

The face I see after I explain the legal realities of marriage, some of which are covered in my blog. The bleak opposite of a "wedding face" that is usually red, tearful & trembling. LawyerAnneHarvey.wordpress.com

Her pristine wedding face morphed into a pulp of tears, snot & sweat when she traded it in for her new divorce face.

by Lawyer Anne February 18, 2014

divorced teeth

a ugly somali boy who has seperated teeth

yacin:"look at that divorced teeth its a mabrouk"

by RYM_RAM January 4, 2017

Divorce whisperer

The person who confronts you with the truth that you should get a divorce.

I'm forever grateful to Sofia, my divorce whisperer, for telling me that I should get a divorce instead of continuing to try to make a failing marriage work.

by Wonder Woman JK June 21, 2018

Divorce Diet

The excessive amount of weight lost after a divorce, by stopping to carry the emotional baggage of a partner.

She lost 2 sizes because of the divorce diet.

by Tinydancerhereiam July 8, 2017

Divorce-a-versary

Anniversary of when you and your significant other (currently living together) were first divorced.

Mathew said, "Happy divorce-a-versary, Christine!"

by Laird Mayhew June 28, 2017