A state in which a married couple merely separates and dwells in different abodes without the benefit of legal proceedings
"I aint payin' for no lawyer, Billy Bob, so ya jest pack it up "n' move on outta here! We'll jest have to make do with a hillbilly divorce!"
by hootnannie October 22, 2009
Get the hillbilly divorce mug.A method that allows a more natural percentage marriages to end as they should have before No Fault Divorces were possible.
The divorce rate is around 50% which is the natural percentage today. No Fault Divorce allows people to do what people do. Lack of No Fault Divorce is un-natural and keeps the percentages lower. It is unfortunate that children need to suffer as a result of bad decisions made by adults.
by stepfather who escaped hell July 22, 2009
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Her pristine wedding face morphed into a pulp of tears, snot & sweat when she traded it in for her new divorce face.
by Lawyer Anne February 18, 2014
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Get the divorced teeth mug.When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:
1. Alimony
2. Child Support
3. Deed to Your House
4. Your Car Title
"The lottery your man can't win"
1. Alimony
2. Child Support
3. Deed to Your House
4. Your Car Title
"The lottery your man can't win"
by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020
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Get the Divorce Shower mug.The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.
Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.
by Clonkerino June 14, 2020
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