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Dirt Tickle

A dirt tickle is when a male is penetrating his female partner from behind in her vagina and inserts his finger into her anus to stimulate his erection.
Dude I was smashing Michelle from behind and she just wasn't doin' it for me so I put my finger in her ass and gave my knob the old dirt tickle.
by imsquarehead May 17, 2019
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Dirt McGurt’l

That moment you wake up after a long night of sex and your sack is sticking to your knees and wish you had the additional support for the “boys”. Put on a Dirt McGurt’l.
Last night the wife and I were doing the dirty dirty, but....... I woke up and my fucking sack was sticking to my knees. After nights like these, I sure wish I had myself one of those “Dirt McGurt’l” for the additional support. My balls deserve better.
by BM1979 June 30, 2020
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Dirt Walker

A dirty,filty, no shoe wearing Hippy.
Yo Son, I told you Dirt Walkers dont be wearin no shoes.
by Rick Delicious July 18, 2006
mugGet the Dirt Walkermug.

dirt ring

The visual display of a combination of sweat, crystal meth residue, cat urine, and hair grease formed into a ring that circles one's neck. Most commonly found on hitchikers, Michael Moore followers, hippies, and homeless bums. The worst cases of this can even be seen on a black shirt, although most are seen on "Bush is the devil" semi-white t-shirts. Although this is a visual phenomenon, one usually knows of an approaching dirt ring simply by the smell of sour sausage and dirty socks. For best examples of this occurrence, spend some time in the greater San Francisco area or in Greenwich Village.
Person 1: Hey, do you smell that?

Person 2: Holy shit! What smells like ground fish and asshair?

Person 1: It's that dirtball over there protesting the Republican National Convention! His dirt ring is so big it looks like a neck brace! Anyone have some Febreeze?
by Senor Musk September 18, 2007
mugGet the dirt ringmug.

dick dirt

Smeg, smegma, the shit that builds under the foreskin when you don't wash it. Only a problem for dudes with a foreskin. Though all guys need to keep it clean.
Clint has a nasty case of dick dirt, his hoe nearly choked it was like a grilled cheese under there.
by Danobobano October 20, 2005
mugGet the dick dirtmug.

Digital Dirt

a negative online reputation; something negative connected to your name online that others can easily find: i.e. drunken pictures, extreme rants on message boards, complaints from exes, talking smack about your boss. Extreme digital dirt is a digital dealbreaker
He had some good interviews for a new job until the recruiter Googled him and found his digital dirt about why he got fired from his last job.
by Robyn G October 22, 2010
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Dirt Shrew

A small rodent native to the San Acitos region of California. It looks like a jack rabbit and a big rat fucked.
Remember the San Acitos Dirt Shrew. Their beauty was here long before we were.
by gizmofries April 5, 2013
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