When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.
Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
by Eric Kazinsky May 06, 2016
I dont give a ding dong didley what you thik about me.
I dont give a ding dong didley if the world comes to an end
I dont give a ding dong didley if the world comes to an end
by Ryan Surrao July 22, 2009
Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.
Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.
by Pretty_lil_kitty February 18, 2019
by Ding__dong June 30, 2022
by Sexi_mexi18 March 07, 2017
“Your mother is a ding dong brain”
by Neferpizza November 29, 2021
"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"
*line disconnects*
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"
*line disconnects*
by Badass Honeybadger February 19, 2022