Dickstracted

For woman; When a woman is blinded by the dick. All about the dick.

For men when pussy walks in he losses all focus.

No matter how foul he treats her she stay dickstracted

Reggie got dickstracted when she came in.

by Twoshades420 June 1, 2025

Dickstracted

Losing one’s focus when an appealing man causes one to stop listening or responding to a conversation in lieu of dreaming about what is concealed in the appealing man’s pants.

I’m sorry I didn’t hear you I was dickstracted by the hottie in the cowboy hat.

by AliBGood September 4, 2025

Davao Dicktrap

(Noun) During anal sex when a dominant female clenches her asshole so tight, her submissive male partner can't pull his dick out until she lets go

Guy I: Yo man, what took you so long?

Guy II: My gf gave me the Davao Dicktrap. Holy shit, that asshole was tight as hell. Even King Arthur couldn't pull my dick out of it.

by Doosh B June 10, 2025

dickslap

When a guy slaps the back of your head with his cock

"I LOVE GETTING SMACKED, SMACK ME AGAIN DADDY"

Lol! *dickslaps you*

by KurodaKumiko October 7, 2016

Dickslapped

The act of excessively sending pictures of your dick to a cheap sluts inbox

Some rude ass girl on antichat had a disgusting attitude she needed to be dickslapped

by Kali_mist November 7, 2016

Dickstress

The male version of a mistress. A man who is having relations with a married woman.

Have you seen that Dave is dating a married woman? He's her dickstress.

by Tesstickle21 August 5, 2016

dickstalgia

When you suddenly miss a good dick that you used to have.

I still think of my ex and it only gives me dickstalgia.

by MrNOT August 5, 2016