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The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost

The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.
"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the

name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)
by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019
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Active Deadbeat

A person who has little to no involvement in the child’s life but yet comes around every once in a while to offer help and guidance.
Teacher: and Timmy How would you describe your father?
Timmy: well teach he an active deadbeat, he here but he’s not here
by HappyDaughter10 June 15, 2021
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Deadass Deadbeat

by Mr. p0p0p0p0p0 November 9, 2018
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Access Deadbeat

A custodial parent who does not honour access agreements in place for the other parent to see a child as an agreement of separation or divorce when there are children involved.

The goal is to “punish” the non-custodial parent by alienating the affections of the child.

Usually the first step in the parental alienation process.

An access deadbeat will endanger the emotional health of the child for his/her own personal satisfaction.

This term does not favour one gender, as both men and women can lay claim to the title.
This access deadbeat will not let me see our child; we had an agreement!
by UpLift September 22, 2016
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The Deadbeat Conga

The position assumed by a penniless boyfriend when standing at a till behind his girlfriend who is once again paying for the waste of space loser.
Look over there at the counter,it’s Billy Bob doing the deadbeat conga with his new girl

It’s the only dance move he’s got
by Sir Paddy Pantsdown July 12, 2019
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Deadheat

Ashley started becoming friends with the girl we don’t mess with, Now she’s deadheat.
by Shaybella November 10, 2020
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Dead beat mother

A deadbeat mother is a woman who puts herself ahead of the needs of her children. A woman who thinks because she has a vagina doesnt have to pay childsupport, or do anything the court demands her to do. They most likey suffer from a narcissistic personality disorder. They also do not understand there is a big diffrence between an actual mother, and a biological mother.
She is such a dead beat mother for not paying her childsupport.
by ALV-T83 May 25, 2012
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