Darren

A fucking cunt never sticks up for his friends is an ugly cunt and loves to chew dicks especially the tiny ones and ducks his brother when he's sleeping

Darren is a cock and lives to chew them

by I blame you September 14, 2017

Doing A Darren

To have a one night stand with a 'lady' you've known for 10 minutes on new years eve, wake up the following morning in a state of amnesia not knowing who/what/where etc. and embarking on an epic 7 mile walk of shame.

Boyo's, tonight i feel like doing a darren.

by Joey Davis January 7, 2009

Darren Young

A level of comparrison of any action, where Darren Young is the worst of the worst.

You made a huge mistake, you are worse than Darren Young...

by Claytonn89 August 14, 2016

darren keyes

An arsehole who sticks his tongue in his mouth as if he's got a Willy in it he acts completely gay but around girls he deepens his voice to try sound cool even though he just looks like a fucking cunt

Darren Keyes stop suckin wully

by Fuckin person July 22, 2017

darren mambwene

best name ever

a that guy is awesome, he name must be Darren mambwene

by dazzerD December 9, 2016

darren o'donnell

A man with the ability to have sex with anyone, at any time, any place.

I am a darren o'donnell.

by Roscommon the Wise April 11, 2017

Darren Gover

Commonly found in GTA 5. His main task is to end your life! From doing his paper round at 6 in the morning; to having a coffee with no milk at night, you best hope you keep his needs satisfactory otherwise he may just do a T- 20 countdown on you with a otherwise demeaning full HK- 300 Tank! Question fives are his only weakness as he is never given them in the exam which he is not allowed to sit down in back of the lack of seats in the freezing cold hall...

Calum: “Hey Darren Gover, here is what I promised ya!”
Darren: “THEIR IS NO MILK IN MY COFFEE!”
Calum: “Well, isn’t that a Big Fat Bummer....”

by Agent Milton March 9, 2019