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Jumped the curve

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When you get left on read for the first time but then you message them again and their opinion changes of you, allowing you to have another chance of impressing that person and getting the ability to start a relationship with them.
Dude #1: Hey, I jumped the curve with marry yesterday.

Dude #2: Ayeee!
by Gotcha_T February 6, 2018
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1. A really sharp 80 degree turn on Texas Highway 175
Dude, I almost killed myself on Deadman's curve last night.
by CR22ZZ February 20, 2009
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Bell Curve

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A term derived from stock market lingo, basically means that most people will end up with about the same amount of luck in life. You may have bad luck now, good luck 10 years from now, and bad luck 20 years from now. But in the end, it all evens out, unless you put in more work.
He's on top now, but with the Bell Curve, I'll see my day at the top.
by Joe,,,,, July 20, 2008
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hazardous and sharp curves on a high speed road that often result in cars losing control and crashing
by Mattholder1694 September 9, 2010
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Bell Curve

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1. Graph displaying the Intelligence Quoutient (IQ) among races, known for its distinct hill-like shape. developed by anthropologist C.R. Reynolds, it is controversial as it shows certain races like asians being more intelligent than others such as blacks

2. The Bell Curve: book written by Charles Muarry and Richard Herrnstein expalining Reynolds research and arguing against the perception that there is no difference in intelligence between races
1. "Jerome sure proves the bell curve is true"

2. "I finished reading The Bell Curve yesterday, it was quite interesting"
by Squishmanchu April 12, 2006
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jerkers curve

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If a male masturbates (jerks off) too often the penis will start to naturally curve in the direction of what hand you masturbate with the most.
I started to feel for Frankies penis but when i went straight down i discovered it was resting on his right leg.
by Liz May 13, 2005
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The endearing phrase to describe your crooked penis. Usually crooked to one side from yanking it for years.
Its not that bad baby....thats my love curve!
by Myles M November 19, 2006
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