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crustafarian

See trustafarian and crusty.

An even crustier version of a trustafarian. No less well off. Most likely listens to breakcore as supposed to psytrance, the genre of music commonly listened to by the latter.

While a trustafarian may reject wider society due to a sense of being a more highly conscious and considerate being than others (often after chronic over-use of psychedelic drugs), a crustafarian tends to do so because of laziness, a lack of respect for those who support them and a tendency to be more interested in where they will score there next quarter of ket (local demand often outstrips supply due to their favorable allowances and lack of self respect) or when the next Bong-Ra or Venetian Snares gig is.
Crustafarian 1:
"Shall we go to the (insert name of alternative electronic music festival here)?"

Crustafarian 2:
"Fuck yeah, but first I'll have to drop out of the degree my parents are paying for and go to Bristol to pick up 5 litres of liquid ket."

Crustafarian 1:
"Safe then, I'll book the tickets tomorrow with the money I got when my rich Aunt died and nick the keys to my Dad's Landrover."
by The Anticrust October 13, 2011
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Dirty crystal

The art of snapping a dudes dick during intercourse.
we were having sex doggy style and he missed his mark causing a dirty crystal.
by uknowyoulikeit April 26, 2010
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crystal

meth, methamphetamine, or more specifically, crystal meth. a very "pure" form of meth, pure not meaning clean or safe, crystal meth is the farthest thing from clean and safe. Crystal is meth that can be smoked, is extremely dangerous and addictive, and is guaranteed to fuck up your life irreparably.
Stoner: "Hey man I just scored some awesome crystal, wanna buy a gram?"

Not Stoner: "Hell no! Pot is one thing..crystal is another."
by phantomrevenge December 24, 2010
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chode crystal

A chode crystal is known as a group of guys (AFC's) in their social circle at a bar or club, who are too afraid to go over and talk to new people. They crystalise in the same position, not moving with their drink held up to their chest. Kind of like wall flowers.

The chode crystals can get pretty big and it's a bunch of chode guys just looking in their group where the most entertainment is.
Those guys were forming a chode crystal around me so when I noticed I broke it and left.
by Stumble January 24, 2008
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chrystal

the most amazing girl to walk this earth, a bundle of joy and fun person to be around she is the epitomy of joyessness. however there are those who hate on her for reasons unknown, jealousy perhaps?
man i wish my girlfriends name was chrystal, and not jessica!
by cnatan December 31, 2009
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Crystalling

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.
What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020
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Crystal

The bestest person you will every meet she's nice funny amazing and will make you laugh and feel better when your sad
My bestfriend is a crystal. Man your lucky
by Maddiegracefrontz February 1, 2021
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