Tripple Cripple

When two handicap downsyndrome people headbutt walls and create gargle sounds, this makes a wonderfull melody
forming a temporary band called tripple cripple.

Ay yo the fuck, look its tripple cripple smacking the floor with there phalanges, omg im so interested in life.

by TripleCripple August 07, 2020

Crippling Bottom

A crippling bottom is a sexually passive and submissive individual that prefers to receive rather than give sexual stimulation. Crippling bottoms differ from regular bottoms in that they get annoyed an irritated when sexy people that look domineering, turn out to be a raging masochist. An example of this would be Julian Devorak from The Arcana: A Mystic Romance, the free mystery romance visual novella by Nix Hydra. Julian is a sexy 6’4 fugitive plague doctor with long leather gloves and a mysterious aura. Contradictory to his appearance and attitude, Julian never shuts up about how much he wants to get stepped on. Crippling Bottoms are irritated by such things.

“Why is Maggie so mad?”
“She found out Rico is a hardcore masochist.”
“Haha! She’s a Crippling Bottom!”

by mannyheffleysweiner December 26, 2020

crippling rationality

the state of being too rational that it makes life unbearable, often resulting in suicidal thoughts --not to be confused with suicidal thoughts caused by crippling depression

"why did you kill yourself?"
"cuz its more reasonable than living, I have crippling rationality"

by dablord69 October 23, 2017

crippled bagpipe

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you wrap your arms around her stomach and squeeze, causing her to fart on your dick.

Jenny wouldn't let me try the crippled bagpipe last night because we had Mexican for dinner and she was afraid she'd shit all over my dick.

by massterblaster December 16, 2013

Cripple crunch

The fucking of an individual with an injury of some kind. For example, a broken arm.

Hey heard you crunched that cripple on the weekend. We’re gonna call you cripple crunch x

by Cripplecruncher5000 December 11, 2020

Cripple-ish

1. The act of still having the benefits of having broken bones, but being close to fully healed.
2. A word that is used to show anyone that adding "-ish" to the end of a word automatically makes it a real word.

After 10 weeks of having a broken foot, I still have a reserved parking tag for being cripple-ish.

by Larrydawg64 July 02, 2012

cripple hot

1.)Someone so hot they could cripple you.

When I saw her fine ass walk through that door my legs buckled and I was a cripple.

by mixi August 13, 2005