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Creepy Ass Cracka

An out-of-shape Hispanic volunteer neighborhood watchman who gets all uppity and pulls the trigger before a suspect can beat the living shit out of him. Upon this action, the watchman magically becomes a White racist murderer, and the suspect magically becomes an immaculate 13-year-old angel who can do no wrong. Even if you have no history of being racist, NBC will happily edit audio recordings to make you sound like a racist monster.

Don't think for yourself. Believe everything NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and the Obama administration says, citizen.
That Hispanic watchman should have let that jock asshole punch him in the face 30 more times before he pulled the trigger. What a Creepy Ass Cracka.
by radium August 26, 2013
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What's Cracka Lacking

Girl 1: What's Cracka Lacking
Boy 1: Not Much Sweet Stuff
by Big Mosey April 14, 2020
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Nigga ass cracka

A black person who has a really white personality.
Black man 1: iight!
Black man 2 (nigga ass cracka): Actually it is pronounced alright.
by TC Bloomberg March 20, 2009
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wacked out cracka

The remains of a small wheat-based biscuit that has been accidentally crushed into bits at the bottom of your packed-lunch box.
"Shit, man, dat one helluva wacked out cracka der."
"Sho' nuff messed up my lunch, homie."
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crazy ass cracka

A cracka that is crazy. Perhaps the cracka has led a sheltered life or watched too many episodes of Friends and finally cracked.
Crazy ass cracka gettin' on my last nerve!
by anonnynon May 9, 2006
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wacked out cracka

A white person that's totally wack and not at all gangsta, although he tries desperately.
Man you must be one wacked out cracka hangin out in Compton wearing a Crips hat, a Bloods shirt, and an "East Coast 4 Life" chain. You gonna get shot more than 50 Cent, 2pac, and Biggie combined, you stupid honkey.
by Nick D March 11, 2003
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White cracka nigga

When your better at call of duty than the last place guy on the enemy team.
by onexX2dogsXx September 13, 2020
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