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Cable

A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus.

Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).

After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.
"Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable."

"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."
by Refreshment Boxx April 3, 2010
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cradle robber

a term which is often jokingly targetted to an older partner in a relationship, or, one that lays with those under the age of consent
wow, it looks as if she's robbin' the cradle - they start young now-a-days eh?
by Ilianivich March 15, 2003
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Night Crawlers

A suggestively homosexual game created by Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The game consists of people crawling around in the night on the floor of a dark room together like worms in sleeping bags, one would assume.

The game has been played by Charlie Kelly for years according to an old friend "Schmitty", who also suggests it be taken up a notch with the implementation of blankets, “They could be the dirt!” Frank enthuses. “Or a force field,” Schmitty suggests. Charlie dislikes the idea saying it is an “imagination-based game".
Why do we never play night crawlers anymore, HUH?!?
by Jake Jawesome July 1, 2011
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Judas Cradle

Literally a torture device used by the catholic church which is a pyramid that the victim was forced to sit on as it slowly violated their rectal orifice.

Figuratively, it is anything that is 1) representative of "the system" or power structure, and 2) considered an annoyance or abuse to an individual or group.
"Tycho" of the the web comic 'Penny Arcade' used this term to describe Windows Vista in one of his news updates.

Some compulsory elements of a bureaucratic system could be considered analogous to a Judas Cradle if they are deemed unfair, unjust, inconvenient, too severe, or unreasonable, such as certain taxes or legal and economic restrictions, depending on your point of view.
by Bob7493 October 29, 2008
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Cablegate

The ongoing massive public dumping of sensitive diplomatic cables online by Wikileaks founder Julian Assange that continues to embarrass the U.S. State Department.

A play on the word Watergate from the early 1970s U.S. political scandal that eventually resulted in the resignation of President Richard M. Nixon.
Julian Assange awaits extradition from Britain to Sweden on trumped up rape charges, but everyone knows he's really a victim of international political intrigue regarding his roll in Cablegate.
by dookeyboy December 8, 2010
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rocking the cradle

when you have a relationship with someone who is very young
Jack: Yo, How old is Rebecca?
Joe: She is 14, why?
Jack: aw dude that aint right, your rocking the cradle
by poprocks June 20, 2007
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Crabmeat Dick

the smell or condition commonly attributed to an unclean penis or taint. this smell often ruminates through bar men's rooms and high school bathrooms/locker rooms alike.
Why Janice, what is that scent your wearing, might it be crabmeat dick?

Dude, you've got some serious crabmeat dick going on down there.
by chesterdude87 December 17, 2008
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