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To not give a fuck because I'm going to piss on a Russian hooker.
I would really like to care about global warning but covfefe.
Covfefe by DonaldJ Trump June 2, 2017
When your trying to write coverage but your hands are too tiny to hit all the keys right
covfefe by iLLusIoNz47 June 7, 2017
Used by president Donald Trump, his fingers were too small to reach the rest of the letters on the keyboard so he compromised and use the letters he could reach.
Covfefe: I have a rash on my covfefe, I'm going to put some cream on it.
Covfefe by teresamittman June 9, 2017
The polite response by atheists when someone sneezes. To be used by people who don't believe in god in lieu of "Bless you" to avoid feeling hypocritical.

This long sought-after phrase may be the one positive contribution to humanity by the so-called 45th president of the United States. While using voice recognition to write a tweet, someone nearby sneezed and he replied "covfefe," then accidentally hit send. And, yes, he is a closet atheist.
Person 1: "Hatchoo!"
Person 2: "Covfefe"
Covfefe by penumbrafest July 26, 2017
Noun.

The ending of a sentence when you just could not give two fucks to finish the damn sentence. Often used by people who's spray tan has seeped into their brain.