butt cousins

Cousins or second cousins that are inappropriately affectionate to each other.

Cousins that butt fuck each other.

Hey, what are Aaron and Deanna doing over there?
Oh no, it's cool, they're butt cousins.

by Timeraner March 31, 2011

dutch cousins

Two or more people whose only relation to each other is that they have slept with the same person.

Tommy Lee is dutch cousins with Scott Baio. (Because they have both had sex with Pamela Anderson at one point in their lives).

by skibonics December 24, 2007

Ben Cousins

To smash heaps of meth over a three day weekend after a professional game of Aussie Rules Football...

Deano did a bit of a Ben Cousins after the North Melbourne match last weekend.

by jadedCunt December 24, 2008

Second Cousin

A part of the family you would like to get to know but he is always with his buddies. But they love you just the same by not hitting you with a dodge ball

"Don't you dare hit me I'm your second cousin"

"you don't want to do that we are family"

by The bitch came back February 5, 2015

Eskimo Cousins

When two bro's are eskimo brothers with the same bro, then the first two bro's are cousins

Ted and Paul are eskimo brothers with Jimmy, so Ted and Paul are eskimo cousins

"Dude you're eskimo brothers with John? Me too! We must be eskimo cousins"

by Alejandro Jules February 20, 2013

fat cousin

Usually an overweight female relative or friend you can call on to beat up another female for you, since being a dude, you can't do it yourself without looking like a total turd, no matter how much that she deserve it.

That bitch of an ex girlfriend trashed my Vette. I think I will give my fat cousin a call.

by xzybit January 14, 2005

Fucking Cousin

A cousin so distant it is safe to fuck without fear of inbreeding. Any cousin past third-removed.

Third cousins, fourth cousins, fifth cousins, and so on are considered "fucking cousins".

by MiKeHaWk1o1 October 31, 2010