Background: a legend made up in a maths lesson about a strange little character called matthew and a dopy sod called ming. the legend says that matthew goes home of an evening to play scrabble and chuff cottage pie.
Definition: cottage pie aka sheppards pie. A meaty pie, usually beef with a layer of crrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaamy potato placed on top and then this dish is baked in an oven. There are vegetarian options available as matthew knows.
Definition: cottage pie aka sheppards pie. A meaty pie, usually beef with a layer of crrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaamy potato placed on top and then this dish is baked in an oven. There are vegetarian options available as matthew knows.
Example: matthew was bombing it down the A3400 slouched in his seat at the wheel with his drum and bass poundin out of his white ford escort with both of his dads present. the lights change to green and so matthew zooms off round the island to tesco where he can get his fix of cottage pie for the evening. The evening he pulls ming will be the evening where he says to her, "you have two logic gates on your chest", grinning smugly. "mmmmmmmm cottage pie and scrabble"
by kingOfTheCottagePie April 28, 2004
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man where's COTTAGE tonight?? ur being all good sarah.
Fuck skool sarah, be COTTAGE come out drinking!
UR a fucking asshole COTTAGE but i love you!
Fuck skool sarah, be COTTAGE come out drinking!
UR a fucking asshole COTTAGE but i love you!
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