Catie Story

A typically long, drawn out story meant to be funny but always ending up with no punchline and awkward silence

Good Catie story, idiot

by Tombuzzz January 11, 2018

Coté

A French Cunt

Hey look a trashy coté.
What a real Coté.

by Bitchacho Picante August 13, 2019

cootielootie

pooping on the loo.

I am cootielootie.

by kairene and zara April 14, 2022

cooter cooties

Sexually transmitted diseases AKA STD's.

Before I went on the date with my new girlfriend my mother told me to "wear a condom cuz she might have cooter cooties"

by Big Jenny March 26, 2009

archer cote

A foot-job with the arch that feels so good, you scream like a coyote (or cote for short).

My girlfriend gave me an insane archer cote. I was wailing like a damned banshee. We set off the fire alarm.

by something bigger June 2, 2009

Cotinine

Co- + T9.

Also, cotinines.

Two (or more) words that share the same key-taps in the T9 dictionary in mobile phones.

WEAK is a cotinine of ZEAL.

Typical SMS conversation :

Guy 1 : "These guys are giving away free beer here."

Guy 2 : "Get me some bras !"

Guy 2 : "I meant asap :( Sorry about the cotinine"

by Gulab March 28, 2010

cootie stamp

after ejaculating into a vagina, the woman presses her gooey snatch against a guys bare leg or wherever available, leaving a cummy wet spot.

Ben: ewww! what the fuck is that!?
Halie: (pulling away with a slosh sound) hahahaha!!!
Ben: oh my God, did you just cootie stamp me?

by Ben&halie November 27, 2012