Corvallis, Oregon

A quiet city with a rather low crime-rate and shitty ass weather. Basically rains all year round except the summer, which is semi-decent (low 80's to mid 90's). The other definitions some douchecopters made up about the district high schools are absolutely false; CVHS and CHS both have its ups and downs. CHS tends to have the fatter kids and mexicans because of its location in the heart of Corvallis, very close by Linus Pauling. CV tends to have a higher drug rate (you know its true). While CHS has bragged that heir sports are better than CV; those cocky bastards don't realize that we have had our victories too, just people tend to take them too far sometimes. CHS tends to have better boys soccer, boys swimming, and other shitty sports no one cares about. CV have better girl swimmers, boys and girls basketball, and baseball. I can't list my opinion on football cause if I do I will probably get anally raped.

CV dude: WE'RE BETTER AT FOOTBALL!
CHS dude: NO WE ARE!!
Random dude: shut the fuck up, this is Corvallis, Oregon

by Slayerpig September 21, 2011

billy corgan

a dude who fronted a pretty popular alt-rock act in the 90's (perhaps you've heard of them, The Smashing Pumpkins). They released three stellar albums (all routinely included in the pantheon of the alt rock genre). Then ,somewhere along they way, he lost his goddamn mind (probably due to his ever-growing ego) and alienated his fans and the rest of the band. He now spends his days jumping from one pretentious project to the next, further alienating what remaining sympathizers he has left. As a result, he is now the bane of any alt fan's existence and most agree that the Smashing Pumpkins effectively ended at Melancholy and Infinite Sadness.

Jimbo: hey man, did you check out Billy Corgan's 8 hour synth interpretation of Siddartha?
Grover: Umm no? I've got better things to do than listen to alt-rock's version of Charlie Sheen

by leon2000 December 12, 2014

Corban

A bitch who cheats on your friend and is a player. He apperars hot and funny to mess with your mind but he really is a jerk

He just cheated on you? Wow hes one hell of a Corban!

by IM NoT TELINH January 11, 2018

corange

v.
To blast loud music.

Other tenses:

v. coranged
To have blasted loud music

v. coranging
To be currently blasting loud music

Created by Kayla A, 1995, IL

Corange
Let's corange Fall Out Boy!

Coranged
I coranged Fall Out Boy, but my parents made me turn it down.

Coranging
I'm coranging Fall Out Boy!

by codelyoko193 October 29, 2007

Cortana

Cortana is a very special sword forged by Wayland the Smith. The words “I am Cortana of the same steel and temper as Joyeuse and Durendal” (sorry if that’s spelt wrong), are engraved in the blade. It was passed down through the Carstairs family for many years and currently resides with Emma Carstairs, a badass Shadowhunter warrior that deserves the world. Cortana is known for sometimes choosing who wields it. For example, in Chain Of Gold, Alastair Carstairs wanted it and his father, Elias, agreed that he could have it, but suddenly Cortana flew(? idfk) through the air and into the hands of Cordelia Carstairs, another badass Shadowhunter warrior that also deserves the world.

Random Shadowhunter: “Hey, is that Cortana?”
Other Random Shadowhunter: “Yeah, and look, that’s Emma Carstairs. Wow, she’s so cool.”

by meganblackthorn September 2, 2020

Coriander seeds

Cash

by Lehem October 18, 2003

Cortana

Cortana is literally the most funniest person alive...but she is an idiot to.She never stops talking but she has a great personality so that makes up for all the talking she does.If your name is Cortana you most likely have a crush on a boy name Justin.

Cortana is funny Dumbass bitch

by wdwfan5850 December 4, 2019