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portugal caralho

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An unwritten rule of the Portuguese people in the internet. When browsing random posts about our country or culture online, usually by foreigners, no matter the subject we have the patriotic duty to type in the comments :"Portugal Caralho!" as to instill our sense of national pride for our great nation!

Caps lock may be applied to emphasize excitement levels aswell as multiple exclamation points.
Random world cup commentator somwhere on the interwebs number 1: "I don't know, I don't think Portugal has the team to make it to the final! I mean they have Ronaldo, but what else?"

Portuguese patriot: "PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!"
by amarante24 June 16, 2018
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when a white girl has a kid with a black man and the black guy leaves her a single mother
omg tyrone left maddie a single mother!

burn the coal pay the toll 🤷 ♂️
by idometh August 6, 2023
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Cocalar

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A man that wears more gold than a national treasury, he wears a pink or sometimes red shirt that always is rolled-up, his pants are always rolled-up as well to show his ankles and has his shoes VERY colorful or that may seem expensive but they are not or they are fakes, they always talk differentely than normal people and eat a lot of seeds. OH, and they always wear aviator glasses.
Cocalar: Salut fratioru'. Vrei sa mananci o samanta cu mine? Te fac si cu un parfum!
by Newyo January 28, 2022
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Coalposting

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The act of posting coalposts. Derives its name from the combustible sedimentary rock "coal."

Coalposts are low effort, low quality, no creativity, and just plain downright worthless content that has ZERO intellectual or entertainment value. It serves no purpose other than to occupy space in boards, threads, and comment sections.

Even literal coal has its value, whereas coalposts have NONE.
"Brad and his discord friends assembled a coalposting anime pfp group that posts coal on twitter 24/7"

"Brad be coalposting harder than a 7-year-old in 1788 England"

"repost the gems, Brad's coalposting needs to be stopped NOW"
by some anime pfp May 5, 2023
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Coraline

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A happy children's book about a monster who lures children away from their parents with candy and games and then tricks them into having buttons sewn into their eyes and then locks them behind the mirror and eats their souls.
Thanks to Coraline, now I'm scared of mirrors and needles.
by Sugar Plumps July 6, 2017
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Cobalicious

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pronounced cobe-a-li-shus. An adjective used to describe an amazing person that deserves it. They often receive gifts such as cake for their amazingness. Sometimes turkey.
Martin: Yo Gil! You're lookin cobalicious today!

Gilbert: *falls to floor, weeping with joy* THANK YOU! Oh yeah, that cake tasted great. Especially with the turkey.
by Your friend,Francheska January 28, 2012
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a shitty school in firestone, colorado where administration does absolutely nothing and everyone has a nicotine addiction. you're either a white kid who sweats over fortnite or a retard who wears checkered vans and thinks they're on gang shit
Melissa: Hey, do you know what happens at Coal Ridge Middle School?
John: Of course! That's the worst school!
by kiwijuulpod August 7, 2019
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