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cocksuckerface

1. What you call your enemy when you tell him or her to back the fuck off.
2. What you call your friend as an endearment, mainly used in this case as an acronym (CSF).
1. "Listen up, cocksuckerface, I am going to dot your motherfucking eyes."
2. "Yeah, you had a pretty good fantasy draft... CSF."
by tonyknipl September 23, 2009
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corpsucker

from "cocksucker" and "corporation"; refers to a person in the corporation - usually a superior (particularly from top-managment) or another employee with "good connections" who makes other people's lives miserable, messes up someone's good work, steals ideas and presents them as his/her own, gives illogical tasks and apart from taking money does nothing.
Jim: This new marketing fella was supposed to be our manager, but all he does is playing with his iPhone or giving me things to do that make no sense. Not to mention his lack of respect for people who has been working here for ages and who could have been his bosses with their experience in the field.
Brian: Yeah, a real corpsucker. Screw him!
by KurtSteinerPL June 28, 2012
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Coffucker

The person in the office who drinks coffee all day, but never helps make a fucking pot of it!
I see you are drinking the last cup of coffee again without making more, you god damn COFFUCKER!!!
by milltools December 31, 2011
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Confuckered

The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.

• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.

• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.

Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.

• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.

• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."
by emilynashea May 24, 2014
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Popsucker

Substitute for cocksucker. When Pop's Bagel Shop in Wharton, New Jersey, fucks up the most simple of orders.
Man, they put mushrooms in my cheesesteak! Those fuckin' popsuckers!
by RudolphHess January 12, 2017
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Confuckery

When you're both confuddled and fucked over by everything going on around you.
Brad: Hey, did you see how many tests we have this week?

Chad: Yeah, bro. What a confuckery this is.
by Aerohed March 14, 2018
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